tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-85717629045113097822023-10-11T16:27:59.097-07:00Crazy Limericks 4 UThis blog was set up to help poets new and old show off their limericks and get better known for what they do. Its a free blog with links to those artists mentioned including myself Dr Geebers, Graham Lester and Edward Lear etc. Hope you enjoy and laugh out.Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10309313995384710448noreply@blogger.comBlogger169125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8571762904511309782.post-1134016862173680452013-03-18T03:11:00.000-07:002013-03-18T03:11:55.007-07:00There was a young shopper with a till<br />
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There was a young shopper with a till</div>
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Who wanted one heck of a thrill</div>
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So he ran out the door</div>
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As he let out a roar</div>
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And hes probably still running still</div>
Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10309313995384710448noreply@blogger.com0Brighton, The City of Brighton and Hove, UK50.822530000000008 -0.1371629999999868250.742308000000008 -0.29852449999998681 50.902752000000007 0.024198500000013168tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8571762904511309782.post-30777585946031423132013-03-18T03:09:00.000-07:002013-03-18T03:09:19.354-07:00There was a young drunk on the street<br />
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There was a young drunk on the street</div>
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Who really had smelly feet</div>
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They where that bad</div>
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Even the rats where glad</div>
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He went to the shop for his treat</div>
Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10309313995384710448noreply@blogger.com0Brighton, The City of Brighton and Hove, UK50.822530000000008 -0.1371629999999868250.742308000000008 -0.29852449999998681 50.902752000000007 0.024198500000013168tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8571762904511309782.post-32357424930449843462013-03-18T03:06:00.000-07:002013-03-18T03:06:37.463-07:00There was a young clock on the wall<br />
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There was a young clock on the wall</div>
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Who really wanted to be tall</div>
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So he reached out his hands</div>
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With many demands</div>
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And turned into the grandfather of them all</div>
Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10309313995384710448noreply@blogger.com0Brighton, The City of Brighton and Hove, UK50.822530000000008 -0.1371629999999868250.742308000000008 -0.29852449999998681 50.902752000000007 0.024198500000013168tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8571762904511309782.post-53570119989681378672013-02-04T00:55:00.000-08:002013-02-04T00:57:02.979-08:00There once was a man named McGill<blockquote>
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There once was a man named
McGill,<br />
Whose acts grew exceedingly ill,<br />
He insisted on
habits,<br />
Involving white rabbits,<br />
And a bird with a flexible
bill.<br />
<a href="mailto:VAGENTL498@aol.com"></a><br /></div>
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<a href="mailto:VAGENTL498@aol.com">Al the Pal </a></div>
Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10309313995384710448noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8571762904511309782.post-11320034215101888892013-02-04T00:51:00.001-08:002013-02-04T00:51:45.465-08:00There once was a girl named Madonna<blockquote>
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<br />There once was a girl named Madonna<br />To all the boys she'd ask
"Do yo wanna?"<br />Warren Beatty said no,<br />Called her a "HO"<br />Now she cries
and smokes marijuana.<br /><strong></strong></div>
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<strong> </strong><a href="mailto:turkey@hay.net">Tom Maguire </a></div>
Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10309313995384710448noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8571762904511309782.post-84870627205230329672013-02-04T00:47:00.000-08:002013-02-04T00:49:12.747-08:00There was a lady who triplets begat<div style="text-align: center;">
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There was a lady who triplets begat<br />
Nat, Pat and Tat<br />
It
was fun breeding<br />
But trouble feeding<br />
Cause she didn't have a tit for Tat.</div>
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<strong> </strong><a href="mailto:kjayaraman@mem.po.com">Krishna Jayaraman </a></div>
Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10309313995384710448noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8571762904511309782.post-19836549241199627672013-02-04T00:42:00.000-08:002013-02-04T00:42:55.323-08:00There was a man called Dave<br />
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<br />There was a man
called Dave<br />Who kept a dead whore in a cave<br />He said "I admit<br />I am a bit
of a shit<br />But think of the money I save".<br /> </div>
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<strong> </strong><a href="mailto:kjayaraman@mem.po.com">Krishna Jayaraman </a></div>
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Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10309313995384710448noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8571762904511309782.post-56933129624530775702013-02-04T00:35:00.000-08:002013-02-04T00:38:11.237-08:00There was a man from Ghent<div style="text-align: center;">
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There was a man from Ghent<br />
Who had a penis so long it
bent<br />
It was so much trouble<br />
That he kept it double<br />
And instead of
coming he went.</div>
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<a href="mailto:kjayaraman@mem.po.com" target="_blank">Krishna Jayaraman </a></div>
Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10309313995384710448noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8571762904511309782.post-55315050948314118012013-01-31T04:33:00.000-08:002013-01-31T04:33:54.840-08:00There was a young drunk on the street<div align="center">
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There was a young drunk on the street</div>
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Who had really smelly feet</div>
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They where that bad</div>
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Even the rats where glad</div>
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When he went to the shop for his treat</div>
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Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10309313995384710448noreply@blogger.com0Brighton, The City of Brighton and Hove, UK50.822530000000008 -0.1371629999999868250.742311000000008 -0.29852449999998681 50.902749000000007 0.024198500000013168tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8571762904511309782.post-2457328931332451832013-01-31T04:05:00.000-08:002013-01-31T04:05:54.607-08:00There was a young woman so fine<div align="center">
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There was a young woman so fine</div>
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Who liked to drink bottles of wine</div>
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No matter the day</div>
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She'd do it anyway</div>
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And then she would want to drink mine</div>
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Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10309313995384710448noreply@blogger.com0Brighton, The City of Brighton and Hove, UK50.822530000000008 -0.1371629999999868250.742311000000008 -0.29852449999998681 50.902749000000007 0.024198500000013168tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8571762904511309782.post-65558765880310929842013-01-30T04:51:00.000-08:002013-01-30T04:51:56.298-08:00There was a good cue with chalk<div align="center">
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There was a good cue with chalk</div>
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That liked to really talk</div>
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When along came his master</div>
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Oh what a disaster</div>
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And gaged him with his sock</div>
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Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10309313995384710448noreply@blogger.com0Brighton, The City of Brighton and Hove, UK50.822530000000008 -0.1371629999999868250.742311000000008 -0.29852449999998681 50.902749000000007 0.024198500000013168tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8571762904511309782.post-8101063226143057352013-01-30T04:47:00.000-08:002013-01-30T04:47:37.088-08:00There was a young man so kind<div align="center">
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There was a young man so kind</div>
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He left his possessions behind</div>
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When along came a cat</div>
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At the drop of a hat</div>
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And robbed the poor man blind</div>
Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10309313995384710448noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8571762904511309782.post-42277625370760148462013-01-30T04:37:00.000-08:002013-01-30T04:37:36.517-08:00There was a young man in a suite<div align="center">
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There was a young man in a suite</div>
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Who really liked his fruit</div>
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So he went on the rob</div>
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And did a good job</div>
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Until he got caught with all the loot</div>
Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10309313995384710448noreply@blogger.com0Brighton, The City of Brighton and Hove, UK50.822530000000008 -0.1371629999999868250.742311000000008 -0.29852449999998681 50.902749000000007 0.024198500000013168tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8571762904511309782.post-83317042512677440482012-11-23T01:01:00.000-08:002012-11-23T01:01:15.668-08:00There was a young tramp so sweet <div style="text-align: center;">
There was a young tramp so sweet</div>
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Who lived out on the street</div>
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With holes in his shoes</div>
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Reading the news</div>
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Because he couldn't stand the heat</div>
Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10309313995384710448noreply@blogger.com0Brighton, The City of Brighton and Hove, UK50.82253 -0.13716350.7824065 -0.216127 50.8626535 -0.058199tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8571762904511309782.post-83448300935410487702012-11-23T00:54:00.000-08:002012-11-23T00:54:23.916-08:00There was a big coat on a doll <div style="text-align: center;">
There was a big coat on a doll</div>
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Which didn't have far to fall</div>
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When along came a pig</div>
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Wearing a pink wig</div>
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And used it to clean the hall</div>
Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10309313995384710448noreply@blogger.com0Brighton, The City of Brighton and Hove, UK50.82253 -0.13716350.7824065 -0.216127 50.8626535 -0.058199tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8571762904511309782.post-90129023804002973152012-11-22T02:48:00.001-08:002012-11-22T02:48:12.251-08:00There was a young ant in a million<div align="center">
There was a young ant in a million</div>
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Who liked to go to the pavillion</div>
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To see many an act</div>
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With a big cheque</div>
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Which was worth a billion</div>
Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10309313995384710448noreply@blogger.com0Brighton, The City of Brighton and Hove, UK50.82253 -0.13716350.7824065 -0.216127 50.8626535 -0.058199tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8571762904511309782.post-41152962122369931592012-11-22T02:38:00.000-08:002012-11-22T02:38:33.802-08:00There was a young bear so wild<div align="center">
There was a young bear so wild</div>
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Who roared at many a child</div>
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Then went in for the attack</div>
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Make no mistake</div>
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And had to have his teeth filed</div>
Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10309313995384710448noreply@blogger.com0Brighton, The City of Brighton and Hove, UK50.82253 -0.13716350.7824065 -0.216127 50.8626535 -0.058199tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8571762904511309782.post-17011682933082754392012-11-22T02:35:00.000-08:002012-11-22T02:35:03.516-08:00There was a banana in a tree<div align="center">
There was a banana in a tree</div>
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Who thought he was lucky you see</div>
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When along came a monkey</div>
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On top of a donkey</div>
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And ate him quickly for tea</div>
Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10309313995384710448noreply@blogger.com0Brighton, The City of Brighton and Hove, UK50.82253 -0.13716350.7824065 -0.216127 50.8626535 -0.058199tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8571762904511309782.post-72497846756591406132012-11-22T02:29:00.000-08:002012-11-22T02:29:27.577-08:00There was a fast car on the road<div align="center">
There was a fast car on the road</div>
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Which was carrying a really big load</div>
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When hitting a hole</div>
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It careered up a pole</div>
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And decided to really explode</div>
Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10309313995384710448noreply@blogger.com1Brighton, The City of Brighton and Hove, UK50.82253 -0.13716350.7824065 -0.216127 50.8626535 -0.058199tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8571762904511309782.post-35629188807719189232012-10-09T06:18:00.000-07:002012-10-09T06:18:39.668-07:00There was a young woman with tits <div align="center">
There was a young woman with tits</div>
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Who liked to show her bits</div>
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When along came a snake</div>
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And jumped in her sack</div>
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And gave her the bloody well shits</div>
Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10309313995384710448noreply@blogger.com0Worthing, West Sussex, UK50.81787 -0.37288250.7777425 -0.45184599999999997 50.857997499999996 -0.293918tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8571762904511309782.post-61073068872159664542012-09-05T03:52:00.000-07:002012-09-05T03:52:15.191-07:00There was a young woman so dumb<div align="center">
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There was a young woman so dumb</div>
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Who took it right up the bum</div>
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Who screamed out loud</div>
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In the middle of the crowd</div>
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And her face got covered in cum</div>
Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10309313995384710448noreply@blogger.com0Worthing, West Sussex, UK50.81787 -0.37288250.7777425 -0.45184599999999997 50.857997499999996 -0.293918tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8571762904511309782.post-5792290150816914042012-06-19T15:09:00.001-07:002012-11-22T02:31:52.669-08:00Be Prepared To Laugh Out Loud (5) limericks<iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="344" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/7EOVgMOEXRw?fs=1" width="459"></iframe><br />Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10309313995384710448noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8571762904511309782.post-24745423604960149032012-06-19T15:07:00.001-07:002012-06-22T03:10:01.628-07:00Be Prepared To Laugh Out Loud (4) limericks<iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="344" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/9TGjmlY-FSI?fs=1" width="459"></iframe>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10309313995384710448noreply@blogger.com0W Parade, Bexhill-on-Sea, East Sussex TN39, UK50.835649131919013 0.4564476013183593850.825622131919012 0.43670660131835937 50.845676131919014 0.47618860131835938tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8571762904511309782.post-29274586921916675462012-06-19T15:05:00.001-07:002012-06-22T03:09:07.040-07:00Be Prepared To Laugh Out Loud (3) limericks<iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="344" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/mtA6wKQLdbQ?fs=1" width="459"></iframe>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10309313995384710448noreply@blogger.com0W Parade, Bexhill-on-Sea, East Sussex TN39, UK50.835865955875406 0.4569625854492187550.825838955875405 0.43722158544921874 50.845892955875406 0.47670358544921876tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8571762904511309782.post-9381910002201322892012-06-17T03:00:00.001-07:002012-06-22T03:08:11.624-07:00Be Prepared To Laugh Out Loud (6)<iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="344" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/EMnbzWQN4rY?fs=1" width="459"></iframe>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10309313995384710448noreply@blogger.com0W Parade, Bexhill-on-Sea, East Sussex TN39, UK50.835865955875406 0.4571342468261718850.825838955875405 0.43739324682617187 50.845892955875406 0.47687524682617188