Monday 18 March 2013

There was a young shopper with a till



There was a young shopper with a till
Who wanted one heck of a thrill
So he ran out the door
As he let out a roar
And hes probably still running still

There was a young drunk on the street



There was a young drunk on the street
Who really had smelly feet
They where that bad
Even the rats where glad
He went to the shop for his treat

There was a young clock on the wall



There was a young clock on the wall
Who really wanted to be tall
So he reached out his hands
With many demands
And turned into the grandfather of them all

Monday 4 February 2013

There once was a man named McGill


There once was a man named McGill,
Whose acts grew exceedingly ill,
He insisted on habits,
Involving white rabbits,
And a bird with a flexible bill.

There once was a girl named Madonna


There once was a girl named Madonna
To all the boys she'd ask "Do yo wanna?"
Warren Beatty said no,
Called her a "HO"
Now she cries and smokes marijuana.

There was a lady who triplets begat


There was a lady who triplets begat
Nat, Pat and Tat
It was fun breeding
But trouble feeding
Cause she didn't have a tit for Tat.
 

There was a man called Dave



There was a man called Dave
Who kept a dead whore in a cave
He said "I admit
I am a bit of a shit
But think of the money I save".