There was a young tramp so sweet

There was a young tramp so sweet

Who lived out on the street

With holes in his shoes

Reading the news

Because he couldn't stand the heat

There was a big coat on a doll

There was a big coat on a doll

Which didn't have far to fall

When along came a pig

Wearing a pink wig

And used it to clean  the hall

There was a young ant in a million

There was a young ant in a million

Who liked to go to the pavillion

To see many an act

With a big cheque

Which was worth a billion

There was a young bear so wild

There was a young bear so wild

Who roared at many a child

Then went in for the attack

Make no mistake

And had to have his teeth filed

There was a banana in a tree

There was a banana in a tree

Who thought he was lucky you see

When along came a monkey

On top of a donkey

And ate him quickly for tea

There was a fast car on the road

There was a fast car on the road

Which was carrying a really big load

When hitting a hole

It careered up a pole

And decided to really explode