There was a young shopper with a till
Who wanted one heck of a thrill
So he ran out the door
As he let out a roar
And hes probably still running still
This blog was set up to help poets new and old show off their limericks and get better known for what they do. Its a free blog with links to those artists mentioned including myself Dr Geebers, Graham Lester and Edward Lear etc. Hope you enjoy and laugh out.
There once was a girl named Madonna
To all the boys she'd ask "Do yo wanna?"
Warren Beatty said no,
Called her a "HO"
Now she cries and smokes marijuana.
There was a man called Dave
Who kept a dead whore in a cave
He said "I admit
I am a bit of a shit
But think of the money I save".