There once was a man named McGill

There once was a man named McGill,
Whose acts grew exceedingly ill,
He insisted on habits,
Involving white rabbits,
And a bird with a flexible bill.

 Al the Pal

There was a man called Dave

There was a man called Dave
Who kept a dead whore in a cave
He said "I admit
I am a bit of a shit
But think of the money I save".
 

 Krishna Jayaraman

There was a man from Ghent

 
There was a man from Ghent
Who had a penis so long it bent
It was so much trouble
That he kept it double
And instead of coming he went.

Krishna Jayaraman

There was a young man so kind

 

There was a young man so kind

He left his possessions behind

When along came a cat

At the drop of a hat

And robbed the poor man blind

There was a young man in a suite

 

There was a young man in a suite

Who really liked his fruit

So he went on the rob

And did a good job

Until he got caught with all the loot

There was a young man so smug

There was a young man so smug

Who thought that he was a real thug

When up popped a flea

With an honours degree

And hit him on the head with a jug

Dr Geebers

There was a young man called Gus,

There was a young man called Gus,

Who never made any fuss?

When along came a flea,

That annoyed him you see,

And now he's in an upside down bus.

Dr Geebers

There was a young man with a cheque,

There was a young man with a cheque,

Who bounced it by mistake?

It bounced so hard,

The cheque got barred,

For being a pain in the neck.

Dr Geebers

There was a young man with a bike,

There was a young man with a bike,

Who rode it without a light,

When up a tree,

A monkey did see,

And sprinkled him with some delight.

Dr Geebers

There was a young man with a beard,

There was a young man with a beard,

Who vanished and disappeared,

Into the sky,

But who knows why,

As everyone else they cheered.

Dr Geebers

There was a young man, who was witty,

There was a young man, who was witty,

Who came to London City?

To see the sights,

Oh yes that’s right,

With blindness oh what a pity.

Dr Geebers

There was a young man, who was telling,

There was a young man, who was telling,

His customers what he was selling?

With nose like a ball,

And soap on his stall,

Why couldn't he tell he was smelling.

Dr Geebers

There was a young man, who was right,

There was a young man, who was right,

About everything he seen day and night,

Until it just came,

With no one to blame,

And stole his bloody eye sight.

Dr Geebers

A silly young man from Clyde

A silly young man from Clyde
In a funeral procession was spied
When asked, "Who is dead?"
He giggled and said,
"I don't know; I just came for the ride."

Laughoutloud.com

There was a young man, who was old,

There was a young man, who was old,

Who got a real bad cold?

When coughing away,

And sneezing each day,

His bogies became solid as gold.

Dr Geebers

There was a young man, who was bold,

There was a young man, who was bold,

That was dying so he was told,

So he wrote out a will,

For his son Bill,

To leave him his bloody well cold.

Dr Geebers

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There was a young man a sinner

There was a young man a sinner

Who thought he was a lottery winner,

So he jumped in the air,

Like he didn't care,

And slipped and fell in his dinner.

Dr Geebers

There was a young man, who did linger,

There was a young man, who did linger,

While pointing out with his finger,

So along came a hatchet,

And cut it and scratched it,

And now he looks a dead ringer

Dr Geebers

There was a young man from Brazil,

There was a young man from Brazil,

Who climbed up to the top of a hill,

When looking down,

The stupid big clown,

He froze, from the shock of the thrill.

Dr Geebers

There was an old man with a beard

There was an old man with a beard
Who said, "it's just how i feared!-
Two owls and a hen
Four larks and a wren
Have all built their nests in my beard.

Anom