There was a young lady one fall

Submitted By: Bob

There was a young lady one fall
Who wore a newspaper dress to a ball.
The dress caught fire
And burned her entire
Front page, sporting section and all.

Loony Limericks





There was a young man in the mall,

There was a young man in the mall,

Who thought that he knew it all,

When along came a kid,

With a masterful bid,

And kicked him in the head with a ball.

Dr Geebers