There was a young lad who loved art

There was a young lad who loved art

Who let out an incredable big fart

It was that big

It sunk an oil rig

And stopped his bloody well heart

Dr Geebers

There was a young man called Mark,

There was a young man called Mark,

Who had a really big heart,

When seeing a man,

All covered in jam,

He shouted. "What’s up you tart".

By Dr Geebers