THERE ONCE WAS A FARMER FROM LEEDS

THERE ONCE WAS A FARMER FROM LEEDS
WHO SWALLOWED A PACKET OF SEEDS
IT SOON CAME TO PASS
HE WAS COVERED WITH GRASS
BUT HAS ALL THE TOMATOES HE NEEDS

Anom

There was a young man from Leeds,

There was a young man from Leeds,

Who fed his monkey with weeds,

Along with bananas,

And wrinkled sultanas,

But he never spanked him he pleads.

By Dr Geebers

There was a young lady from Leeds

There was a young lady from Leeds
Who swallowed a package of seeds.
Now this sorry young lass
Is quite covered in grass,
But has all the tomatoes she needs.

GrahamLester.com