A macho young swimmer named Dwyer,

A macho young swimmer named Dwyer,

Really liked playing with fire.

One night in the dark

He swam with a shark,

And his voice is now two octaves higher.

Anom

There was a young man called Hue,

There was a young man called Hue,

That didn't know what to do,

When out of the dark,

Came a great big shark,

And attacked him in his lue.

By Dr Geebers