There once was a man named McGill

There once was a man named McGill,
Whose acts grew exceedingly ill,
He insisted on habits,
Involving white rabbits,
And a bird with a flexible bill.

 Al the Pal

There was a young man in a plane,

There was a young man in a plane,

Who lost control of his brain,

When turning right,

He got a fright,

When a bird did something insane.

By Dr Geebers