There was a banana in a tree

There was a banana in a tree

Who thought he was lucky you see

When along came a monkey

On top of a donkey

And ate him quickly for tea

There was an old man of Dumbree,

There was an old man of Dumbree,
Who taught little owls to drink tea;
For he said, 'To eat mice,
Is not proper or nice'
That amiable man of Dumbree.

Edward Lear

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A funny young fellow named Perkins

A funny young fellow named Perkins
Was terribly fond of small gherkins.
One day after tea
He ate ninety three
And pickled his internal workings.

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