There was a man called Dave

There was a man called Dave
Who kept a dead whore in a cave
He said "I admit
I am a bit of a shit
But think of the money I save".
 

 Krishna Jayaraman

There was a young man called Dave,

There was a young man called Dave,

Who thought he was courageous and brave,

While climbing a tree,

To get away from me,

He got hit by a ten foot wave.

By Dr Geebers