There one was a man from Peru,

Submitted By: LAURA BLACK

There one was a man from Peru,
Who dreamed of eating his shoe,
he awoke with a fright,
in the middle of the night,
and found that his dream had come true!

Loony Limericks

There once was a man from Peru

There once was a man from Peru
Who dreamed he was eating his shoe
He woke with a fright

In the middle of the night
To find that his dream had come true.

Anom

There was a young man from Peru,

There was a young man from Peru,

That was hungry for something new,

When seeing his chance,

He made his advance,

And got ate by a lion he knew.

Dr Geebers