There once was a man named McGill

There once was a man named McGill,
Whose acts grew exceedingly ill,
He insisted on habits,
Involving white rabbits,
And a bird with a flexible bill.

 Al the Pal

There was a young man, who was bold,

There was a young man, who was bold,

That was dying so he was told,

So he wrote out a will,

For his son Bill,

To leave him his bloody well cold.

Dr Geebers

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There was a young man called Bill,

There was a young man called Bill,

Who got a hell of a thrill,

When seeing a fly,

Jump into his eye,

Then run out the door with the till.

By Dr Geebers