There was a young ant in a million

There was a young ant in a million

Who liked to go to the pavillion

To see many an act

With a big cheque

Which was worth a billion

There was a young man with a cheque,

There was a young man with a cheque,

Who bounced it by mistake?

It bounced so hard,

The cheque got barred,

For being a pain in the neck.

Dr Geebers