There was a young man with a bike,

There was a young man with a bike,

Who rode it without a light,

When up a tree,

A monkey did see,

And sprinkled him with some delight.

Dr Geebers

There was a young man on a bike,

There was a young man on a bike,

Or was it a three wheeled trike,

Who flew down the road,

And hit a poor toad,

And ended up impaled on a spike.

Dr Geebers