There was a young drunk on the street

There was a young drunk on the street

Who really had smelly feet

They where that bad

Even the rats where glad

He went to the shop for his treat

There was a young drunk on the street

 

There was a young drunk on the street

Who had really smelly feet

They where that bad

Even the rats where glad

When he went to the shop for his treat



There was a young man so kind

 

There was a young man so kind

He left his possessions behind

When along came a cat

At the drop of a hat

And robbed the poor man blind

There was a big coat on a doll

There was a big coat on a doll

Which didn't have far to fall

When along came a pig

Wearing a pink wig

And used it to clean  the hall

There was a young goat a fool

There was a young goat a fool

Who never went to school

With spraycan in hand

He traveled the land

Showing the world whos COOL

Dr Geebers

There was a young housewife from Des Plaines,

There was a young housewife from Des Plaines,
Who was playing with the family's Great Dane,
She said to her daughter,
'Bring a bucket of water,
I'm afraid that we're hung up again

Extremely Funny

In a castle that had a deep moat

Submitted By: Merriam
In a castle that had a deep moat
Lived a chicken a duck and a goat.
They wanted to go out
And wander about
But all they needed was a boat.

Loony Limericks

There was a young man called Gus,

There was a young man called Gus,

Who never made any fuss?

When along came a flea,

That annoyed him you see,

And now he's in an upside down bus.

Dr Geebers

There once was a fly on the wall

There once was a fly on the wall

I wonder why didn't it fall

Because its feet stuck

Or was it just luck

Or does gravity miss things so small?

Anom

There was a young man with a bike,

There was a young man with a bike,

Who rode it without a light,

When up a tree,

A monkey did see,

And sprinkled him with some delight.

Dr Geebers

If you’re lacking a little good cheer,

If you’re lacking a little good cheer,
Go and tickle a bull in the rear,
For I’m sure that the rumor
That they’ve no sense of humor
Is a product of ignorant fear.

GrahamLester.com

A mouse in her room woke Miss Dowd

A mouse in her room woke Miss Dowd
She was frightened, it must be allowed,
Soon a happy thought hit her
To scare off the critter
She sat up in bed and meowed

Anom

There was an old man with a beard

There was an old man with a beard
Who said, "it's just how i feared!-
Two owls and a hen
Four larks and a wren
Have all built their nests in my beard.

Anom

There was a young man shouting peace,

There was a young man shouting peace,

So everyone could hear at least,

Until getting attacked,

As matter of fact,

By a big gaggle of geese.

Dr Geebers

The bicycling poodle he saw

The bicycling poodle he saw
Made the cop on the beat drop his jaw;
It was easy to tell
That it rode rather well,
Though its hand signals truly were paw.

GrahamLester.com

A macho young swimmer named Dwyer,

A macho young swimmer named Dwyer,

Really liked playing with fire.

One night in the dark

He swam with a shark,

And his voice is now two octaves higher.

Anom

There was a young man on a farm,

There was a young man on a farm,

Who only had one arm,

When counting his sheep,

The stupid young creep,

He pulled one with his charm.

Dr Geebers

There was a young man from Peru,

There was a young man from Peru,

That was hungry for something new,

When seeing his chance,

He made his advance,

And got ate by a lion he knew.

Dr Geebers

There was a young man who looked like a bee,

There was a young man who looked like a bee,

When buzzing around for all to see,

With hands in the air,

And feet on his chair,

While sipping away on his rosy lee.

Dr Geebers

There was a young man out at sea,

There was a young man out at sea,

Who wanted to go for a pee,

So he pulled down his zip,

And let it go rip,

Until a crocodile ate it for tea.

Dr Geebers