There was a lady who triplets begat

There was a lady who triplets begat
Nat, Pat and Tat
It was fun breeding
But trouble feeding
Cause she didn't have a tit for Tat.

 

 Krishna Jayaraman

There was a man from Ghent

 
There was a man from Ghent
Who had a penis so long it bent
It was so much trouble
That he kept it double
And instead of coming he went.

Krishna Jayaraman

There was a young man in trouble,

There was a young man in trouble,

Who fell into a pile of rubble,

Then got attacked by some ants,

Who took down his pants,

And stole them on the double.

Dr Geebers