There was a young man so kind

 

There was a young man so kind

He left his possessions behind

When along came a cat

At the drop of a hat

And robbed the poor man blind

There was a young ant in a million

There was a young ant in a million

Who liked to go to the pavillion

To see many an act

With a big cheque

Which was worth a billion

There was a young bear so wild

There was a young bear so wild

Who roared at many a child

Then went in for the attack

Make no mistake

And had to have his teeth filed

There was a banana in a tree

There was a banana in a tree

Who thought he was lucky you see

When along came a monkey

On top of a donkey

And ate him quickly for tea

There was a young woman with tits

There was a young woman with tits

Who liked to show her bits

When along came a snake

And jumped in her sack

And gave her the bloody well shits

There was a young woman so dumb

There was a young woman so dumb

Who took it right up the bum

Who screamed out loud

In the middle of the crowd

And her face got covered in cum

THERE WAS A YOUNG LADY CALLED HOPE

THERE WAS A YOUNG LADY CALLED HOPE
WHO TRIED TO LOOK YOUNG USING SOAP.
WHEN HER SKIN LOOKED QUITE OLD,
SHE RECALLED WHAT SHE'D BEEN TOLD,
THAT HER BEAUTY WAS ONLY SKIN DOPE!!

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A STAGE STRUCK TEENAGER NAMED HUGH

A STAGE STRUCK TEENAGER NAMED HUGH
TOOK NIGHT CLASSES TO LEARN SOME KUNG FU.
HE SAID "YOU WILL SEE
I'M A SECOND BRUCE LEE"
HIS PARENTS SAID "A SECOND BRUCE WHO?"

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THERE IS A YOUNG LADY NAMED ROSE

THERE IS A YOUNG LADY NAMED ROSE
WHO HAS MUSIC WHEREVER SHE GOES.
EVERY HOUR OF THE DAY
AT HER WORK, HOME AND PLAY,
HER WALKMAN KEEPS HER TAPPING HER TOES!!

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A limerick fan from Australia

A limerick fan from Australia

regarded his work as a failure:

his verses were fine

until the fourth line

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Anom