Be Prepared To Laugh Out Loud (5) limericks

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Be Prepared To Laugh Out Loud (6)

Be Prepared To Laugh Out Loud (2)

There was a young lad who loved art

There was a young lad who loved art

Who let out an incredable big fart

It was that big

It sunk an oil rig

And stopped his bloody well heart

Dr Geebers

There was a young brat insane

There was a young brat insane

Who liked to cause everyone pain

So he took out a bat

And gave it all that

And now hes got absolute fame

Dr Geebers

There was a young goat a fool

There was a young goat a fool

Who never went to school

With spraycan in hand

He traveled the land

Showing the world whos COOL

Dr Geebers

There was a young man with a gun

There was a young man with a gun

Who was really on the run

When along came a dog

Playing leap frog

And bit him on the bum

Dr Geebers

There was a young man called Tim

There was a young man called Tim

Who really wanted to be thin

So he took some smack

And a little bit of crack

And ended up in a wheelie bin

Dr Geebers

There was a young man so smug

There was a young man so smug

Who thought that he was a real thug

When up popped a flea

With an honours degree

And hit him on the head with a jug

Dr Geebers

There was a young buffalo so thick

There was a young buffalo so thick

He charged at a rotton old stick

Not seeing the train

Drive over his brain

And the vultures are giving him a lick

By Dr Geebers

There was a young boy so bad

There was a young boy so bad

Who really hated his dad

So he stole his car

And drove it far

Along with the money he had

By Dr Geebers