There was a young shopper with a till

There was a young shopper with a till

Who wanted one heck of a thrill

So he ran out the door

As he let out a roar

And hes probably still running still

There was a young drunk on the street

There was a young drunk on the street

Who really had smelly feet

They where that bad

Even the rats where glad

He went to the shop for his treat

There was a young clock on the wall

There was a young clock on the wall

Who really wanted to be tall

So he reached out his hands

With many demands

And turned into the grandfather of them all

There once was a man named McGill

There once was a man named McGill,
Whose acts grew exceedingly ill,
He insisted on habits,
Involving white rabbits,
And a bird with a flexible bill.

 Al the Pal

There once was a girl named Madonna

There once was a girl named Madonna
To all the boys she'd ask "Do yo wanna?"
Warren Beatty said no,
Called her a "HO"
Now she cries and smokes marijuana.

 Tom Maguire

There was a lady who triplets begat

There was a lady who triplets begat
Nat, Pat and Tat
It was fun breeding
But trouble feeding
Cause she didn't have a tit for Tat.

 

 Krishna Jayaraman

There was a man called Dave

There was a man called Dave
Who kept a dead whore in a cave
He said "I admit
I am a bit of a shit
But think of the money I save".
 

 Krishna Jayaraman

There was a man from Ghent

 
There was a man from Ghent
Who had a penis so long it bent
It was so much trouble
That he kept it double
And instead of coming he went.

Krishna Jayaraman

There was a young drunk on the street

 

There was a young drunk on the street

Who had really smelly feet

They where that bad

Even the rats where glad

When he went to the shop for his treat



There was a young woman so fine

 

There was a young woman so fine

Who liked to drink bottles of wine

No matter the day

She'd do it anyway

And then she would want to drink mine



There was a good cue with chalk

 

There was a good cue with chalk

That liked to really talk

When along came his master

Oh what a disaster

And gaged him with his sock



There was a young man so kind

 

There was a young man so kind

He left his possessions behind

When along came a cat

At the drop of a hat

And robbed the poor man blind

There was a young man in a suite

 

There was a young man in a suite

Who really liked his fruit

So he went on the rob

And did a good job

Until he got caught with all the loot