There once was a man named McGill

There once was a man named McGill,
Whose acts grew exceedingly ill,
He insisted on habits,
Involving white rabbits,
And a bird with a flexible bill.

 Al the Pal

There once was a girl named Madonna

There once was a girl named Madonna
To all the boys she'd ask "Do yo wanna?"
Warren Beatty said no,
Called her a "HO"
Now she cries and smokes marijuana.

 Tom Maguire

There was a lady who triplets begat

There was a lady who triplets begat
Nat, Pat and Tat
It was fun breeding
But trouble feeding
Cause she didn't have a tit for Tat.

 

 Krishna Jayaraman

There was a man called Dave

There was a man called Dave
Who kept a dead whore in a cave
He said "I admit
I am a bit of a shit
But think of the money I save".
 

 Krishna Jayaraman

There was a man from Ghent

 
There was a man from Ghent
Who had a penis so long it bent
It was so much trouble
That he kept it double
And instead of coming he went.

Krishna Jayaraman