There was a young shopper with a till

There was a young shopper with a till

Who wanted one heck of a thrill

So he ran out the door

As he let out a roar

And hes probably still running still

There was a young drunk on the street

There was a young drunk on the street

Who really had smelly feet

They where that bad

Even the rats where glad

He went to the shop for his treat

There was a young clock on the wall

There was a young clock on the wall

Who really wanted to be tall

So he reached out his hands

With many demands

And turned into the grandfather of them all