There was a young housewife from Des Plaines,

There was a young housewife from Des Plaines,
Who was playing with the family's Great Dane,
She said to her daughter,
'Bring a bucket of water,
I'm afraid that we're hung up again

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An elderly roue named Clyde

An elderly roue named Clyde
Took an an eighteen year old as a bride
They took the old lecher
Out on a stretcher
But as he left he was smiling with pride

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There once was a consumer named Phil

Submitted By: Pat Bents

There once was a consumer named Phil
Who really wanted to kill
A sly young vendor
Who mad him a big spender
And gave him a very large bill.

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There was a young lady one fall

Submitted By: Bob

There was a young lady one fall
Who wore a newspaper dress to a ball.
The dress caught fire
And burned her entire
Front page, sporting section and all.

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There one was a man from Peru,

Submitted By: LAURA BLACK

There one was a man from Peru,
Who dreamed of eating his shoe,
he awoke with a fright,
in the middle of the night,
and found that his dream had come true!

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There was a young woman named Bright

(author unknown)There was a young woman named Bright
Whose speed was much faster than light.
She set out one day
In a relative way,
And returned on the previous night.

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In a castle that had a deep moat

Submitted By: Merriam
In a castle that had a deep moat
Lived a chicken a duck and a goat.
They wanted to go out
And wander about
But all they needed was a boat.

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