I KNEW A YOUNG GIRL CALLED ELAINE

I KNEW A YOUNG GIRL CALLED ELAINE
WHO SPENT HER EARLY YEARS IN DEEP PAIN.
"MY NAME IS OLD FASHIONED,
I WANT SOMETHING PASSIONED,
I WANT TO GET CHRISTENED AGAIN"

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THERE IS A YOUNG LADY NAMED ROSE

THERE IS A YOUNG LADY NAMED ROSE
WHO HAS MUSIC WHEREVER SHE GOES.
EVERY HOUR OF THE DAY
AT HER WORK, HOME AND PLAY,
HER WALKMAN KEEPS HER TAPPING HER TOES!!

Aurthers Limericks

The Maynooth Limerick Song

Reid Wilson & His So-Called Friends- The Dirty Limerick Song

The Limerick Song

There was two back-country geezers

There was two back-country geezers

Who got porcupine quills up their sneezers

They sat beak to beak

For more than a week

Working over each other with tweezers

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There was a lady named Sue

There was a lady named Sue

Who had nothing whatever to do

And who did it so badly

I thought she would gladly

Have stopped before she was through

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