Wednesday, 5 September 2012

There was a young woman so dumb

There was a young woman so dumb
Who took it right up the bum
Who screamed out loud
In the middle of the crowd
And her face got covered in cum

Tuesday, 12 June 2012

There was a young lad who loved art

There was a young lad who loved art
Who let out an incredable big fart
It was that big
It sunk an oil rig
And stopped his bloody well heart