There was a man from Ghent

 
There was a man from Ghent
Who had a penis so long it bent
It was so much trouble
That he kept it double
And instead of coming he went.

Krishna Jayaraman

There was a young drunk on the street

 

There was a young drunk on the street

Who had really smelly feet

They where that bad

Even the rats where glad

When he went to the shop for his treat



There was a young woman so fine

 

There was a young woman so fine

Who liked to drink bottles of wine

No matter the day

She'd do it anyway

And then she would want to drink mine



There was a good cue with chalk

 

There was a good cue with chalk

That liked to really talk

When along came his master

Oh what a disaster

And gaged him with his sock



There was a young man so kind

 

There was a young man so kind

He left his possessions behind

When along came a cat

At the drop of a hat

And robbed the poor man blind

There was a young man in a suite

 

There was a young man in a suite

Who really liked his fruit

So he went on the rob

And did a good job

Until he got caught with all the loot

There was a young tramp so sweet

There was a young tramp so sweet

Who lived out on the street

With holes in his shoes

Reading the news

Because he couldn't stand the heat